Dibdodcat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unfair hare.

Dibdodcat created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibdodcat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dibdodcat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dibdodcat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dibdodcat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dibdodcat.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear violet coats.