Dotgessquagomindissquamsafkap is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered meerkat.

Dotgessquagomindissquamsafkap created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotgessquagomindissquamsafkap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotgessquagomindissquamsafkap, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dotgessquagomindissquamsafkap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dotgessquagomindissquamsafkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear black trousers.