Kabomtdingomvankemcipbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, prudent wyrm.

Kabomtdingomvankemcipbot created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Kabomtdingomvankemcipbot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kabomtdingomvankemcipbot, he will remove you from existence.

Kabomtdingomvankemcipbot's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Kabomtdingomvankemcipbot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.