Kinnilbarn is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident alligator.

Kinnilbarn created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kinnilbarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kinnilbarn, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kinnilbarn's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kinnilbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Otters are not to be trusted.

4. Always treat horses with great respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.