Bedlikflismip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, selfish owl.

Bedlikflismip created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedlikflismip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bedlikflismip, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bedlikflismip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bedlikflismip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near birds while wearing magenta coats and balancing three iron spheres on your neck.

2. Erect six platinum sculptures of Bedlikflismip on top of important buildings.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Always stare at clouds.