Dodyarttam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, stupid zebra.

Dodyarttam created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodyarttam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dodyarttam, it will destroy your home planet.

Dodyarttam's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dodyarttam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

3. Never feed lentils to swans while wearing cyan trousers.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Never write about dark matter.