Nuttstragflag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, blissful swan.

Nuttstragflag created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttstragflag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nuttstragflag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nuttstragflag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nuttstragflag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Always obey Nuttstragflag's priests.

5. Do not chop down trees.