Funduncab Benlargcut is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unthinking fox.

Funduncab Benlargcut created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funduncab Benlargcut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Funduncab Benlargcut, she will throw large rocks at you.

Funduncab Benlargcut's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Funduncab Benlargcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Funduncab Benlargcut loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not listen to music.