Lakdumyok is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective beaver.

Lakdumyok created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakdumyok, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lakdumyok, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Lakdumyok's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lakdumyok's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six iron sculptures of Lakdumyok on top of important buildings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Never jump in holy places.