Fedvinwee is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, generous hare.

Fedvinwee created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedvinwee, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fedvinwee, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fedvinwee's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fedvinwee's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing orange coats and balancing four zinc spheres on your arms.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help moths.

5. Do not chop down trees.