Hathithun is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, prudent raven.

Hathithun created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hathithun, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hathithun, he will not invite you to parties.

Hathithun's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hathithun's Holy Commandments

1. Hathithun loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Hathithun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away if seven snakes approach from the east.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.