Dogjoptontad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered jellyfish.

Dogjoptontad created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dogjoptontad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dogjoptontad, he will turn you into a worm.

Dogjoptontad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dogjoptontad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue whales for they are unholy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dogjoptontad on top of all buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not take Dogjoptontad's name in vain.