Cudsigmat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise fly.

Cudsigmat created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudsigmat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudsigmat, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cudsigmat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cudsigmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cudsigmat on top of all buildings.

4. Put Cudsigmat first in all things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.