Cebxencin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable centaur.

Cebxencin created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebxencin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cebxencin, it will not care at all.

Cebxencin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cebxencin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near otters while wearing orange coats.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.