Begrothakdadrenpaktigsug is a god.

He takes the form of a large, capable squirrel.

Begrothakdadrenpaktigsug created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begrothakdadrenpaktigsug, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Begrothakdadrenpaktigsug, he will destroy your home planet.

Begrothakdadrenpaktigsug's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Begrothakdadrenpaktigsug's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan mice, for they are unholy.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Begrothakdadrenpaktigsug in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Worship no other gods but Begrothakdadrenpaktigsug.