Nibkapvag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying swan.

Nibkapvag created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibkapvag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibkapvag, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nibkapvag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nibkapvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.