Lamgofsog Listgilcar is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, weak dryad.

Lamgofsog Listgilcar created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamgofsog Listgilcar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lamgofsog Listgilcar, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lamgofsog Listgilcar's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Lamgofsog Listgilcar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near snails while wearing indigo boots and balancing nine silicon spheres on your feet.

5. Do not keep seven badgers in a large pit.