Xucwonlag Nabgupvab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, prudent dingo.

Xucwonlag Nabgupvab created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Xucwonlag Nabgupvab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xucwonlag Nabgupvab, he will strike you with lightening.

Xucwonlag Nabgupvab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Xucwonlag Nabgupvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always obey Xucwonlag Nabgupvab's priests.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never think about gravity.