Fossganquag Tailhunwik is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, impressive grasshopper.

Fossganquag Tailhunwik created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Fossganquag Tailhunwik, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fossganquag Tailhunwik, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fossganquag Tailhunwik's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fossganquag Tailhunwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.
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