Gabwikran is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring parrot.

Gabwikran created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabwikran, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gabwikran, he will strike you with lightening.

Gabwikran's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gabwikran's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry pigs.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gabwikran.

5. Never sprint in holy places.