Bogfotlib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive horse.

Bogfotlib created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogfotlib, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogfotlib, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bogfotlib's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bogfotlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Run away if five hamsters approach from the south.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the east.