Sisdotlin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy cat.

Sisdotlin created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisdotlin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sisdotlin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sisdotlin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sisdotlin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.