Donapphat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous cobra.

Donapphat created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donapphat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Donapphat, it will not care.

Donapphat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Donapphat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.