Sanafhat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring naga.

Sanafhat created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanafhat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sanafhat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Sanafhat's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sanafhat's Holy Commandments

1. Sanafhat loves sharks, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed oranges to manatees while wearing purple rings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.