Cissomt is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, happy ant.

Cissomt created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissomt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cissomt, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cissomt's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cissomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Cissomt loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.