Larnmismadpagnull is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, resourceful whale.

Larnmismadpagnull created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnmismadpagnull, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Larnmismadpagnull, she will manifest in front of you.

Larnmismadpagnull's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Larnmismadpagnull's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never wear black ear rings.

5. You must love Larnmismadpagnull.