Zodbasttail is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful hedgehog.

Zodbasttail created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodbasttail, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zodbasttail, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zodbasttail's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Zodbasttail's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.