Habdamkim is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, proud frog.

Habdamkim created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habdamkim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Habdamkim, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Habdamkim's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Habdamkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Habdamkim on top of all buildings.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not take Habdamkim's name in vain.