Labtaldid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying dragonfly.

Labtaldid created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Labtaldid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Labtaldid, it will turn you into a tree.

Labtaldid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Labtaldid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Labtaldid.

2. Never feed melons to rats while wearing trousers.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.