Cipveencar is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, almighty naga.

Cipveencar created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipveencar, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cipveencar, it will send you a sign.

Cipveencar's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cipveencar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow tights.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

5. Fast once a month.