Jadwigxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate wyvern.

Jadwigxuc created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadwigxuc, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jadwigxuc, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Jadwigxuc's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Jadwigxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Never think about moons.