Vegbossflig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable toad.

Vegbossflig created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegbossflig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vegbossflig, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vegbossflig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Vegbossflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Vegbossflig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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