Manripaf is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, thoughtless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Manripaf created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manripaf, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Manripaf, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Manripaf's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Manripaf's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never mention voles.

3. Retreat if five snakes approach from the south.

4. Never sprint near geese.

5. Do not cook food in pots.