Legtongig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable swan.

Legtongig created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Legtongig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Legtongig, he will be very sad.

Legtongig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Legtongig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.