Tifmadtenrawdag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous badger.

Tifmadtenrawdag created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifmadtenrawdag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tifmadtenrawdag, it will turn you into a worm.

Tifmadtenrawdag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tifmadtenrawdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Always obey Tifmadtenrawdag's priests.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Never think about special relativity near aardvarks while wearing turquoise skirts and balancing nine silicon spheres on your arms.

5. Fast once a month.