Wonfarnyogsantail Panhabnad is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident
mouse.
Wonfarnyogsantail Panhabnad created everything that exists six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wonfarnyogsantail Panhabnad, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Wonfarnyogsantail Panhabnad, it will boil you in a big pot.
Wonfarnyogsantail Panhabnad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Wonfarnyogsantail Panhabnad's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Wonfarnyogsantail Panhabnad.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.
4. Wonfarnyogsantail Panhabnad loves rats, so they must be honoured.
5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.