Panpibfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering raccoon.

Panpibfarn created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panpibfarn, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Panpibfarn, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Panpibfarn's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Panpibfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not hurt foxes.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to eagles while wearing gray boots.

5. Never write about cell theory.