Fomdunlim is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, deceitful butterfly.

Fomdunlim created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomdunlim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fomdunlim, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fomdunlim's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fomdunlim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fomdunlim.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.