Xuccumyogjab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, charitable rhinoceros.

Xuccumyogjab created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuccumyogjab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xuccumyogjab, he will ignore you.

Xuccumyogjab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Xuccumyogjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. You must pray to Xuccumyogjab five times a day.

5. Xuccumyogjab loves whales, so they must be honoured.