Omingunmob is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical bee.

Omingunmob created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omingunmob, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Omingunmob, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Omingunmob's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Omingunmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Run away if seven goats approach from the south.

5. You must pray to Omingunmob four times a day.