Dunsinnar Dibtettibum is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, smart hamster.

Dunsinnar Dibtettibum created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunsinnar Dibtettibum, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dunsinnar Dibtettibum, he will torture you forever.

Dunsinnar Dibtettibum's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dunsinnar Dibtettibum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. You must love Dunsinnar Dibtettibum.