Yatyimbin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, annoying wasp.

Yatyimbin created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatyimbin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yatyimbin, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yatyimbin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Yatyimbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near otters while wearing yellow boots and balancing six nickel spheres on your face.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Yatyimbin on top of all buildings.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.