Vogpodgen is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, dishonest
alligator.
Vogpodgen created gold nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vogpodgen, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Vogpodgen, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Vogpodgen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Vogpodgen's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about dolphins.
2. Do not shave your neck.
3. Do not wear titanium on your body.
4. Hide from magenta sharks for they are unholy.
5. Never wear mauve hats.