Bonnulljinart is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking human.

Bonnulljinart created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonnulljinart, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bonnulljinart, she will turn you into a goat.

Bonnulljinart's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bonnulljinart's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never feed melons to aardvarks while wearing jumpers.

3. You must love Bonnulljinart.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Erect nine iron sculptures of Bonnulljinart on top of important buildings.