Dotwigzim is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong
newt.
Dotwigzim created Africa five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dotwigzim, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Dotwigzim, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Dotwigzim's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Dotwigzim's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
2. Never write about quantum gravity.
3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never think about eukaryotes.