Bephadcudlit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish wyvern.

Bephadcudlit created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bephadcudlit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bephadcudlit, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bephadcudlit's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bephadcudlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bephadcudlit on top of all buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look in ponds.