Stigsigrull is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate weasel.

Stigsigrull created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigsigrull, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stigsigrull, she will turn you into a plant.

Stigsigrull's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Stigsigrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.