Gondamben is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring ant.

Gondamben created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Gondamben, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gondamben, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gondamben's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gondamben's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gondamben on top of all buildings.

5. Never hurt hamsters.