Dudfebhun is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful
dolphin.
Dudfebhun created the universe eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dudfebhun, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Dudfebhun, he will have a low opinion of you.
Dudfebhun's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Dudfebhun's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dudfebhun.
2. Always help ducks.
3. Dudfebhun must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Never sing near badgers.
5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Dudfebhun in the centre of the settlement.