Dudfebhun is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful dolphin.

Dudfebhun created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudfebhun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dudfebhun, he will have a low opinion of you.

Dudfebhun's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dudfebhun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dudfebhun.

2. Always help ducks.

3. Dudfebhun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never sing near badgers.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Dudfebhun in the centre of the settlement.