Sandfarsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate mole.

Sandfarsaw created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandfarsaw, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sandfarsaw, she will try to impress you with trees.

Sandfarsaw's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sandfarsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Never hurt seals.