Sandfarsaw is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate
mole.
Sandfarsaw created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sandfarsaw, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Sandfarsaw, she will try to impress you with trees.
Sandfarsaw's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Sandfarsaw's Holy Commandments1. Never think about dwarf planets.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Do not kill nematodes.
4. Always treat pigs with great respect.
5. Never hurt seals.